Thursday, February 14, 2008

Tonight's Special: Breast Platter

I am sorry, this may be kind of inappropriate for my blog, but I have a comment to make about the new age of men and the notion of second base. Correct me if I am wrong, but does it not go "French, Feel, Finger, Fuck"? And if this notion of second base is true, does "Feel" not entitle taking your bra OFF? At what age did men get so lazy that to actually take your bra off was too much work? My last couple of experiences, the bra has consistently remained on, but the "Feel" has still be carried out, if you know what I am describing. Just popping out the front, with the uncomfortable wire and clasp still remaining on and being tugged at. Men need to get a grip and realize that the "Feel" does not just come for free...the bra needs to actually be removed! I do not appriciate my breasts being set on an uncomfortable underwire platter just for your pleasure!

That is my rant of the night. Thank you ladies and gents.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

first of all..
it goes french, finger, fellatio, fuck
i think feel is somewhere between first and second base.. is that shortstop?
anyways.. i agree with that shit
maybe they just didnt have the hand coordination?
i mean i used to know this cat who couldnt use a lighter

Emilie Jasper-Petry said...

You are right! That makes way more sense and still uses the alliteration necessary to remember the bases. However, where does conalingus fit in?

P.S.
Lighters can be hard to work sometimes! I feel for your cat.

Anonymous said...

between 2nd and 3rd is shortstop.. must be that tense moment before the person goes down unda!!

Anonymous said...

I think conalingus happens in the dug out.

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